好黑

話說今天打算到中環參觀展覽,途中無故殺出三名警察,攔住我的去路,說:「我要查一下你的身份證。」

那麼身為良好市民的我當然很合作啦,然後他們還搜了我身,這時我問他們: 「有沒有什麼原因要搜?」他們說:「沒什麼,只是近來新年比較多扒手而已。」我心想:「這不就是說我像扒手……」

不過這些都算,後來還發現那個展覽今天沒開……他媽的!

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